allo-mishamigos:

julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN
please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

show this to the moreos guy

allo-mishamigos:

julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN

please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

show this to the moreos guy

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mahzerunners:

being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like

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doomybiscuit:

vinesnow:

Megan Megan MEGAN MEGAN / Vine By: Zint
(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com)

This post always catches me off guard for a split second

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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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or an eel yea

decapitatedbeta:

spontaneoushuman:

im an eel-spoon-fork-rock combination

fear her

wait t im also nine little blue snails, one of which is particularly good at playing the kazoo 

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you because youre the worst monster there has ever been

decapitatedbeta:

spontaneoushuman:

wow fuck you gabby 

ily

yeah i love me too 

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or an eel yea

im an eel-spoon-fork-rock combination

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you because youre the worst monster there has ever been

wow fuck you gabby 

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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umerla:

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umerla:

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In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?
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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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nubbsgalore:

the wwf’s living planet report 2014, which discovered that we’ve lost half of all the world’s wildlife in the past fourty years, showed more specifically that the population of common dormice dropped by 43 percent between 1993 and 2010.

not only are dormice vulnerable to habitat loss, but they’re hesitant to cross open fields, and the grubbing out of hedgerows in recent decades has removed the wildlife corridors between woods that has allowed the dormice to move more freely to new habitat.  

dormice have very specialized diets of berries and nuts, and with less habitat they are unable to seek out enough food to fatten up before their six month hibernation (which was featured in these two posts). 

photos by (click pic) andrea zampatti, richard austin xmiroslav hlávkobengt lundberg, david kjaer and ingo ardnt

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yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

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